The Bwendi Bugle
06 April 2313 Standard Reckoning
Moping Family Pleads For Return Of Missing Moping
|A publicity still from 'Moping Goes Over The Top'|
It was rumoured that Moping had also undertaken secret impersonations on behalf of General Boleyn, such as attending his children's school plays, and other similarly hazardous endeavours. Nothing was ever proven.
Mr Moping's family is distraught at his disappearance. They say that he has never done anything like this before, and that he would never miss pork chop night voluntarily.
If you have seen Mr Moping, please report all sightings to your nearest police station. His family has offered a reward of £50 6s 10d for information leading to his return.
You can watch a Moping marathon on Buglevision Channel 43 from Mondaeg starting at 8am.